When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
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what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.
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yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
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[rich white dad voice] golf
what… the fuck
[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF
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