let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

(Source: rlymax, via bluespaghettifarm)

foodtrucker:

*gets a panic attack whenever people get close to my laptop*

(via bluespaghettifarm)


avataryesplease:

sweet-bitsy:

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SH*T

Isn’t this how everyone plays

Oh my god.

(via theblackship)

warm-winters:

     She misses more 

          of him

     than           the cliché details 

       she gets

               of other boys.

     It’s not 

                         just

      having him

           in her bed

     or

              feeling his heart 

                        beat,           close. 

        It’s not 

  just 

               his 

          warm hands 

          soft lips 

          slow breath.

  It’s 

     his           sleepy           yawn

  the way      his      eyes 

          half-close 

                    when he says 

          ‘baby’.

    She misses           the way 

               he would      take 

     her hips 

          in his hands.

                    Tender

     for fear

                  that if he holds           too tight

     she might                          rip 

       from both sides.

                    Firm

     for fear

                    that if            he           

                              gets             distracted

                 she 

                             might 

                                           just

                                                     f l o a t 

                                                               a w a y 

(via onefitmodel)

“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”